#226 4. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: OH You: i hope that you arent a horny man who is ugly and cant get a girlfriend in his reallife... Stranger: hi! I didnt see you there. Stranger: Well I may be horny and ugly, and I may not have had a girlfriend in the last six months or so... but I wont try to cyber you! Honestly! You: lol ^^ thats good You: whats up ? You: what are you doing at moment ? You: (i know you chat with me but what else ) You: hello ? You: are you there ? Stranger: oh sorry Stranger: had to grab the phone Stranger: at the moment I'm on RPC Stranger: (and Omegle, obviously, haha) You: rpc ? Stranger: It's a site for roleplaying, look it up if you want ^^ You: HA I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A PERVERT xD lol Stranger: Not all roleplaying is sexual You: ^^ Stranger: Though that is mostly what do >.> Stranger: what I do* You: and what do you do there xD ? You: kill some baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad orcs and nicht hetero elfes ? Stranger: lmao Stranger: No, I play as a half-housecat, half-tiger anthro character from Russia who never gets older thanks to a charm he found in a cave. Stranger: (anthro means furry =P) You: ah ok ^^ and why do you play a ... half-houseat... that dont sound so scarry xD ... You: housecat* ^^ Stranger: ******************* Stranger: ^my profile You: why dont creat a character like usama binladen or something like that You: why dont you* Stranger: and he's half-housecat because I didn't want him to be too big and tough, I wanted kind of a nice character haha Stranger: Playing Osama Bin Laden would be boring, he just sits in a cave and jacks off and prays to Allah -_- You: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey You: im moslem too Stranger: But do you sit in a cave and pray? No, I'm guessing you're a productive person. Stranger: Well... productive for a guy who goes on omegle. XD You: i do :X Stranger: You do? Srsly? In A CAVE? You: yes ^^ lol You: no im kidding ^^ You: im satanist You: the best religion in the world You: one day the grandfather of the evil will return and i will survive ^^ You: you will see !!! Stranger: I hope you're still joking lmao Stranger: Satanism is the dumbest religion ever Stranger: It's all based on being anti-christian, Stranger: in fact, it's basically just a subset of christianity, since it's based on a character from the bible. You: i think the dumbest thing is to be a mormonist ^^ You: do you know the history of them ^^ ? Stranger: Lol yeah Stranger: but Scientology takes the cake You: lol Stranger: now that is a dumb religion lmfao You: jeah they are freaks Stranger: you'd probably think I was a freak too if I told you what I believe in =P You: hmmmmmm You: wait... You: you pray toooooooooo... You: budha ? lackschmie ? ganescha ? You: or maybe me ? Stranger: hint: more then one god/goddess You: you are a hinduist right ^^ ? Stranger: noppe You: hmmmmmmmm You: say me the first letter xD lol You: a religion with more than 1 god .... Stranger: A You: oh this is difficult ^^ lol Stranger: haha I'll just tell you, you've probably never heard of it You: adam sandler ? Stranger: lol no Stranger: I'm Ásatrú You: what Oo ? You: ahhh i read it at wikipedia ^^ Stranger: hehe okay You: where are you from ? You: island ? You: this religion is realy new school xD Stranger: haha, I'm Canadian You: or maybe old school but its such a underground religion that it must be a new school religion !!! Stranger: it's like the new school of the old, OLD school ^^ You: yes that exactly what i mean Stranger: haha yeah You: that is* Stranger: I was raised Catholic but for personal reasons I came to reall really hate that religion Stranger: so I was agnostic or whatever for a while, then discovered Ásatrú and it just made so much sense to me You: why ? do you parents said that you dont have to use condoms :X ? (i dont know if you can understand that ^^lol) You: your* Stranger: lol actually I was always encouraged to use condoms... You: or do you have bad experience with a ****phil priest :X Stranger: noo no ****phile priest lmao You: what was it than ? You: im a stranger you can tell it me ^^ Stranger: haha okay Stranger: well to be honest and just put it bluntly Stranger: I like dick just as much as I like ***** Stranger: <---- bisexual Stranger: and most Catholics thinks that means there's a devil or a demon in me or some crazy shit like that, and that acting on my natural urges would lead to me being tortured for all eternity.... kind of a turn-off when it comes to religion. >.> You: lol that was a nice explain for bisexual xD Stranger: haha ty You: do you have a horn ? Stranger: lol yeah Stranger: in my pants You: ah ok but when you have one on your had maybe they are right Stranger: lol yeah, but until then I'll just assume they need a reality check Stranger: nothing is perfect or all-powerful or everlasting, not even any of the gods (let alone their 'one god') Stranger: and even if their one god did exist, if he loved me he wouldnt torture me for eternity just for having some nice nicht hetero sex >.> You: lol You: and frey havent nothing against bi-sexual xD ? You: or fro ing i dont know which of his names are the most popular Stranger: I call him Freyr =P You: thats his nickname or what ? Stranger: and yeah I dont think he has anything against bisexuality, or homosexuality or anything... I mean nicht hetero sex doesnt exactly promote fertility but its still awesome Stranger: I dunno, its just the English version I think You: i call him.... You: ehhhhhh You: bob You: thats the german ganger version of freyr You: gangster* Stranger: lol... fo sho? >.> You: what is a fo sho :X ? You: its sound ... You: tasty You: (i hope its no one of your gods) Stranger: that is the gangster version of for sure Stranger: =P You: (i mean i would be pissed on if someone say me that my god sounds like a tasty meal) Stranger: Lol yeah me too You: jeah fo sho my g4ngZter bro Stranger: rofl You: and whats up in canada ? Stranger: lol nm, same old stuff You: so canada still develop atomic weapons You: ? You: hmm nuclear weapons is the right word i think ^^ Stranger: lol Canada's never had nukes and never will You: you lie Stranger: nukes are for silly countries, like Murka and Russia You: i bet some oompa loompas produce them in your forests Oo !!! Stranger: lol, no those guys make the maple syrup You: and nuclear weapons You: im sure ! Stranger: syrupy nukes You: yes of course You: i hope i dont seem to be insane or something like that xD lol tut mir leid aber mein englisch ist voll ^^ ich hoffe ihr könnt es verstehen ich fands unglaublich lustig + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#227 4. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com You: ICH HABE BUTTER IM GESICHT Stranger: I hate Germans You: I hate americums and frenchfags <3 Stranger: aRE U REALLY GERMAN? You: Im bin Blond, 1,90 und hab blaue Augen, reicht das?! Stranger: U GERMANY Stranger: BURN IN HELL Omegle kenn ich schon länger.. lauter Freaks unterwegs.. Hatte erst 2 richtig gute Gespräche mit sympathsichen Leuten, 1 US typ der im Knast saß.. hatten lange erzählt war interessant.. 2. einen tailänder der mich davon erzählte das er davon träumte nach DE auszuwandern.. Ansonsten viele Chinesen die meinten ihre Reigierung würde nix zensieren oder überwachen (scheint also zu wirken..) und eine Menge durchgeknallte Amis die meinten sie wären die geilsten udn Deutschland hassen würden.. + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#229 4. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com ROFL ^^ hi an den stranger: You: man redet mit irgendwelchen leuten die man nie kennen lernt 0.o Stranger: stimmt Stranger: aber Stranger: internet halt Stranger: xD You: das ist irgendwie noch absurder als e-dating xD Stranger: ja xD Stranger: von wem wurds dir denn empholen? Stranger: oder hastes aus nem forum? You: forum Stranger: rr Stranger: ? You: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Stranger: xD You: RR ftw Stranger: YO! Stranger: woher hab ichs blos gewusst? xD You: gleich mal posten^^ Stranger: yo Stranger: + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#231 4. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com You: hi i'm german Stranger: i have aids Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. lief nicht so gut :/ + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#232 5. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com lol den thailänder kenn ich glaub ich ^^ der ist richtig verliebt in deutschland oder xD ? und er mag ballack ne ? + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#233 5. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com Hab eben mit einem Psychologiestudenten aus Belgien geredet, sehr geiler Typ, richtig nett, hab noch seine MSN Addy bekommen, bevor ihn die Schlaftabletten ausgeknockt haben + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#234 5. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com xDDDD You: hi Stranger: you you you you you you you you you you you + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#235 5. August 2009 AW: omegle die letzten 4 leute wollten wissen ob ich ne tuss bin als ich nein sage waren die sofort weg und ich glaub die schreiben nich so oft mit deutschen! aber geile sache merk ich mir^^ e: You: hi Stranger: hey babyy You: m= You: ? You: male? You: or female? Stranger: male You: dito You: und was geht so digga dann is er einfach weg... e2: Stranger: where r u from? Stranger: hi You: hi You: germany Your conversational partner has disconnected. + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#236 5. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com grad einen aus Hongkong gehabt jetzt eine ausm iran echt witzig die beiden sind auch ca mein Alter + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#237 6. August 2009 AW: omegle Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OF?!!! You: DOESNT WORK Stranger: WHAT You: LOL Stranger: ARE YOU FROM.... Stranger: IN THE THREAD... Stranger: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OF?!!! Stranger: WELL? Stranger: GREETINGS STRANGER Stranger: WHAT ARE YA BUYIN' Stranger: WHAT ARE YA SELLIN' Stranger: ILL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE Stranger: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OF?!!! Stranger: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OF?!!! Stranger: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OF?!!! Stranger: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OF?!!! Stranger: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OF?!!! Stranger: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OF?!!! Stranger: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OF?!!! Stranger: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OF?!!! Stranger: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OF?!!! Stranger: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OF?!!! Stranger: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OF?!!! 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#240 6. August 2009 Zuletzt von einem Moderator bearbeitet: 15. April 2017 AW: Omegle.com immerhin^^ aus taiwan komt der (sagt er ) tja raid da kannste ma sehen, in taiwan bekommen die kinder RR in der schule beigebracht^^ + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#241 6. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com Ich kann nicht mehr =)=)=)=) ich lieg aufm boden xD und nochma xD + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#242 6. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com perfekt zum streit anfangen xD EDIT: LOOOOL + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#243 6. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com vorab: bin kein nazi, hab es nur zur verarsche gemacht ^^ + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#244 6. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hi Stranger: A wild stranger appears Stranger: Go Abra! You: i hope that you arent a horny man who is ugly and cant get a girlfriend in his reallife... Stranger: No I'm a pokemon trainer! You: Cool. Country? Stranger: Kanto you noob! You: My real Name is Pikatchu. Stranger: OH GAWD PIKACHU Stranger: It's me , Ash ! Stranger: I missed you! Stranger: Well, when you left me to Brock and the other guys I was really sad you know ? You: Now,we can have hard sex again. Stranger: Thank God Pikachu ! Stranger: Well I gotta catch you again huh ? Stranger: GO HYPERBALLZ ! You: You can catch my Ass with your magic wand. Stranger: I got a magic wand ? :O Stranger: OH LULZ Stranger: You're in right! You: Look between your legs Stranger: Well, I can't relay on the wand, I will use my freakin MASTER BALLZ Stranger: THEY WON'T FAIL + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#245 6. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com You: TITS or GTFO Stranger: yey Stranger: heyy cutie Stranger: You: aroo You: *****es keep cumin Stranger: ok? Stranger: =) im brunette big tits and single Stranger: check out my pics Stranger: =) Stranger: im also 15 and shave my ***** Your conversational partner has disconnected. xD + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#246 6. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com Finde ich ganz witzig das Ding, vorhin mit irgendnem bescheuertem Südstaatler geschrieben der mir unterstellte ich wäre bei der Waffen-SS tätig und sich auch nicht davon abbringen ließ, leif also eher schlecht ^^. Und danach mit ner 19 Jährigen aus Taiwan, das war schon besser, mit der konnte man normal schreiben und man lernt sogar einiges. Z.b. das, dass Bildungssystem da unten voll für die Katz ist und was die so inner Freizeit machen etc. Naja nu schreiben ma im MSN die Tage aber die ist ja nu pennen da isses ja schon wieder 3 Uhr morgens + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#247 6. August 2009 AW: omegle You: hi Stranger: what up bay bay You: where are u from? Stranger: a land called honnalee Stranger: and yoself? You: germany Stranger: ah You: female? Stranger: i'm kind of nervous Stranger: i'm not a jew but i look like one You: wtf: You: Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. cool^^ + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#248 6. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com Spoiler Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Schönen guten Abend. Stranger: is it german? You: Ja. You: Was'n Sonst du Spast? Stranger: sorry i don't know german Stranger: only know guten tag Stranger: wie heissen sie Stranger: wohere commen sie You: Alter, lern Deutsch You: ist ja unausstehbar You: Schlimm sowas Stranger: == You: Deutschland ist 'ne Weltmacht. Stranger: what does weltmacht mean? You: Tja You: Lern Deutsch, Diggah Stranger: do you speak english? You: Englisch, was soll ich damit? You: Soll ich wien *****h reden? Stranger: damit *****h? You: Englisch ist für *****hs Stranger: u don't even speak english Stranger: .... Stranger: what do you speak besides german? You: Why should I speak english? Stranger: because i don't know german You: English is a language for *****hs Stranger: can i speak chinese? You: And I'm not a *****h Stranger: ok Stranger: let's speak chinese You: Mach was du willst du *****h Stranger: ni hao a Stranger: ni jiao shen me You: Konichiwa Schlitzauge Stranger: ni zhen de hen qi guai ai Stranger: that's japanese Stranger: not chinese You: Kennst wayne? You: Den intressierts You: Ihr Schlitzaugen seid doch alle gleich You: Augen von Ohr zu Ohr ey.. Stranger: translate it plz You: SCHLITZAUGE Stranger: say something i can understand at least Stranger: this is funny Stranger: don't u think so You: You don't know Schlitzauge? Stranger: i guess u should be a german teacher You: Lusche ey Stranger: nope You: You're name is Kim Chan, eh? Stranger: no Stranger: why kim chan? Stranger: sounds weird You: what's your name Schlitzi? Stranger: what's schlitzi? You: Your nickname Stranger: that's shit You: nahh You: it means real ugly guy You: eh.. You: I mean nice Stranger: so your nickname is dabendan Stranger: it means really stupid guy Stranger: eh... Stranger: i mean clever Stranger: ok? You: of curse schlitzi Stranger: ok, dabendan Stranger: btw im f Stranger: not a guy, so im not kim or things like that You: Hardgeld*****? Stranger: translate You: on english: Hard Money ****** Stranger: u mean ***** or ******? You: ****** means ***** Stranger: what's hard money? You: Schlitzi Stranger: lol You: Thought you speak English, Schlitzi Stranger: funniest thing i heard tonight Stranger: anyway, ****** Stranger: i found your english ****s Stranger: that's why you don't speak english You: lass mal p0ppern You: bin grade spitz wie sonst was. You: okay? Stranger: nope Stranger: cuz i don't understand Stranger: let's say chinese Stranger: please!!! You: ni hao a Stranger: 你不讲英语 You: ni jiao shen me You: ni zhen de hen qi guai ai Stranger: 是不是因为英语太差了 Stranger: 不要复制了啊 Stranger: google一下就可以的 You: 远征君：第一，我狠惭愧，因为英语水平实在太差，所以我看不懂CNN之类的报道，第二， ... 第三，是不是如果我国的报道被外国人了解了就会招来所谓的声讨啊，我想知道 Stranger: 如果你这么讨厌英语 You: 完整版本: 俺英语太差，被人嘲笑了 ... 的是，只要你是英国人，你在英国不会被取消nhs服务的，因为英国有民主做保证。 ... 大家应该还得感谢我为大家消除了一个疑问，是不是离开英国3个月就没了nhs服务，大家感谢我吧，逐字逐句给那个yufu解释，很累的 You: it's okay so? Stranger: lol Stranger: that's stupid, dabendan Stranger: cuz it's something only a british people would say You: I'm American. You: Speak german, french, spanish, dutch.. Stranger: ok Stranger: so what? Stranger: after you learned those language, english became a language for *****rs, huh? You: ya. You: And I'm a *****h You: and you're a ncai. You: naci* Stranger: natzi? Stranger: why? You: because you hate *****rs You: like me Stranger: lol Stranger: u hate urself You: you flamed me in chinese. You: funny Stranger: yeah You: I'm a black naci? You: you're real stupid. You: Stranger: i just said u are stupid Stranger: and i didn't tell lies Stranger: i've told you what i said Stranger: your logic is weird You: *yawn* Stranger: go to sleep then You: *laugh* Stranger: it's like 5am here and im still not sleepy You: yes Mum Stranger: good boy You: Could you me before I got to bed? You: *go Stranger: i don't think so You: I give you some Dollars. Stranger: please DIY Stranger: and use those money to buy more condoms You: You mean Dye? Stranger: nope i mean wank or masterbate You: nah You: so I my sister like every day Stranger: cool You: I like lesbian sex. Stranger: cool You: Cause I'm female too. Stranger: cool You: ya You: and you have a dick Stranger: nope You: you say to your husband "**** my dick" and that every day. Stranger: i guess it's your mum, not me Stranger: you made a mistake, poor girl You: Nah my mum is dead.. Stranger: rip if u r not telling lies You: why should I? ~.~ Stranger: she must feel sad for u if she saw what you said here You: dont think so Stranger: ah You: how old are you? ********. Stranger: maybe she'll praise you because you are so " creative" Stranger: how come u are so arrogant? Stranger: or self destructive You: Herzlich willkoemmen bei "Verstehen Sie Spaß?". Stranger: if u don't want to chat Stranger: i can disconnect You: It means "Welcome to "You understand jokes". You: It's a German Tv Show. You: Now in litle size in the web. You: You: and you were tested. Stranger: ah Stranger: really? You: yes Stranger: im lucky then, right? You: Yes Stranger: ok You: Now I've got to test some other guys. .) You: Have fun anymore. Stranger: what's have fun anymore? Stranger: i guess english is not your native language You: Nah You: I'm German. Stranger: ok Stranger: do you speak spanish, dutch? You: Nah, a joke so. Stranger: lies are not jokes Stranger: that's excuse You: Yes Mum.. Stranger: ok Stranger: have a nice day You: you too Jaja, mein Englisch ist crap. Aber sie hat's mir geglaubt. Und Nein, ich bin kein Nazi. + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#249 6. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com Stranger: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon how tough are ya? You: hello Stranger: Hey. Stranger: How tough are ya? You: very tough and hard You: like my dick Stranger: Lol. Stranger: What's the toughest thing you've done? You: i rammed my penis in my eye Stranger: You can do that?? Stranger: That's not very tough though. Stranger: Weenie Hut for you ******. ________________________________________ You: HELLO Stranger: not asl You: WHAT? Stranger: NOT ASL You: OK Stranger: yeh You: OK Stranger: no? You: OK You: HOW IS YU? Stranger: yu is good Stranger: i'm also good Stranger: how are you? You: OK You: I GOOD You: SRY MI INGLISH ARE NO GOOD You: IS IT BAD FOR YU? Stranger: nah it's hilarious You: WHAT HILAROUS? You: BAD? Stranger: nah Stranger: good You: YOU DUNT LIK ME? Stranger: i love you You: You: You: OK Stranger: you be a bit manci-depressive You: OK You: =) You: CAN I ASK YU SOMSING? Stranger: you can ask me anything You: OK Stranger: most things You: WERE IS YU FROM? Stranger: near london,england You: OK You: WAT IS YU SEX? Stranger: not sure You: PENIS OR HOLE? Stranger: never looked You: OK You: CAN YU LOK PLEESE Stranger: sorry, not the best time You: I NEED TO KNAUW BECAUS I WONT TO CAME TO ENLAND You: AND MY HAVE TO MARRI ONE You: YOU HAVE TO NEED A PENIS Stranger: bye -------------------------------------------------------- Stranger: me with a strapon? Stranger: m/17 Stranger: you? You: f 17 You: i would if you want Stranger: Stranger: cyber? You: ok Stranger: *I kneel in front of you, waiting for a command* You: lol Stranger: *My dick peeks out of the pink frilly panties I'm wearing* You: *im putting out my penis and ramm it in ass* Stranger: Mmm. You: *then ******* on your balls* You: finish Stranger: So good. Stranger: Moar! You: are you really nicht hetero? Stranger: No, just love it up the ass. Stranger: Makes me cum harder. You: from a woman or a guy? Stranger: Woman, preferably. You: do you have an analdildo? Stranger: I wish. Stranger: You: buy one You: i have too You: and as a woman i can say its very nice Your conversational partner has disconnected. _______________________________________ Stranger: hi You: hi You: pls disconnect if you are ****phile or pervert Your conversational partner has disconnected. Das ist eh das geilste Zu köstlich, ich könnte den ganzen Tag chatten + Multi-Zitat Zitieren
#250 7. August 2009 AW: Omegle.com Stranger: ayye You: U HUMAN I CAME FROM KALIMDOR TO DEFEAT U ALL You: CASTING SHADOWBOLT Stranger: ME TOO! You: 4456 DMG (CRITICAL) Stranger: 7894 damage! ahhhhh You: health potion You: CASTING FIREBRAND You: every 3 sec 700 dmg Stranger: casting douchebaggishness! You: haha so dude whats up? Stranger: lol, not much, You: where are u from Stranger: georgia, united states, you? You: germany Stranger: really? You: y Stranger: you speak good english.. You: i learned it to defeat u human You: haha Stranger: lmao You: m/f Stranger: hermaphodite,,, Stranger: nah, i'm in with ya, Stranger: imma dude, You: i have no gender You: i just have a clitoris Stranger: really? You: y Stranger: seriously? You: im a dude man but only in this world Stranger: ooh, You: in world of warcraft iam a undead You: girl Stranger: intreging, You: warlock You: im not in with u Stranger: w.o.w. ****s my dick ***** You: i will come and destroy u human ing alliance You: FOR THE HORDE! Stranger: ew, You: so whats ur hobbys?^^ Stranger: making musicc, You: what music You: WAR MUSIC? Stranger: rock? You: sing a song for me Stranger: lmao, i don't sing, You: how do u make music than Stranger: guitar.. You: YOU ARE A MAGE! I KNEW IT You: IN ALLIANCE!!!! You: Stranger: ooh, damn, you caught me, You: so you have myspace? Stranger: yeah, You: dont want to send it? You: YOU CANT RIGHT CUZ YOURE ALLIANCE! Stranger: lol, www.myspace.com/omghackerssuck You: THAT IN ROCKS! Stranger: lol You: but ure ugly man Stranger: pshh, You: you should become an undead You: join the horde Stranger: you can't handle my sexiness *****, Stranger: no, Stranger: i'm not a *****, You: become my ***** and rule the underworld Stranger: nahh, Stranger: i'm good, You: no ure in human mage You: what have u skilled? frost or what Stranger: huhh? You: dont with me Stranger: oh, but i will, You: i know ure trying to get me into the human world You: but i wont! Stranger: DOUCHBAGGISNESS ATTACK! (takes away 6078 health) You: awww... you in human u tricked me Stranger: DONT WITH THE ALLIANCE! Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. haha lol die seite macht fun hahaha lol ich glaub die haben angst vor terroristen xD You: selam aleykum Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. schon 5 mal passiert immer wenn ich selam aleykum schreib haha + Multi-Zitat Zitieren