Omegle.com

Dieses Thema im Forum "Humor & Fun" wurde erstellt von MontyCoco, 7. April 2009 .

  1. 14. September 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Wieder ne Seite mehr für Spinner. Hab mich zwei mal eingeloggt und zwei mal wurde ich direkt nach Cybersex gefragt. Naja dann bleiben die wenigstens im www und laufen nicht frei auf der Strasse rum^^
     
  2. 14. September 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    You: germany
    Stranger: godday
    Stranger: nt rly.
    Stranger: fag country
    Stranger: die in aids.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Ich liebe mein Land. xD
     
  3. 15. September 2009
    Zuletzt von einem Moderator bearbeitet: 14. April 2017
    AW: Omegle.com

    You: hey
    Stranger: hello!
    You: from?
    Stranger: NY
    Stranger: you?
    You: nice
    You: germany
    Stranger: M or F?
    You: f
    Stranger: I am 19 you?
    You: 17
    Stranger: are u blonde?
    You: brown
    Stranger: nice
    Stranger: i am horny now
    Stranger: u?
    You: mom
    Stranger: What do u like
    You: i show you a pic from me and then u show me ok?
    Stranger: ok
    You: https://www.xup.in/pic,49601885/spring20160f4.jpg
    You: show me a pic from you plz
    Stranger: very nice
    You: thanks



    hahaha macht bock die leute zu verarschen ^^
     
  4. 15. September 2009
    Zuletzt von einem Moderator bearbeitet: 14. April 2017
    AW: Omegle.com

    mmmmmh
    Haste noch mehr bilder von der?`xD
     
  5. 15. September 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    geb einfach bei google "braune haare" ein vielleicht kommen noch mehr ^^
     
  6. 15. September 2009
    AW: omegle

    das ist ja echt krass. wer braucht denn so eine seite. echt schwachsinnig aber lustig.
     
  7. 15. September 2009
    Zuletzt von einem Moderator bearbeitet: 14. April 2017
    AW: Omegle.com

    spinner, was meisnte wieviele da rumlungern ?(
     
  8. 15. September 2009
    AW: omegle

    USA !!
    Ja is ganz lustig so

    Spoiler
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: oO hi
    Stranger: Should I clip the blue one or the red one?
    You: how do you mean this ?
    Stranger: I have to diffuse this bomb.
    You: Ahh
    Stranger: Which wire should I clip?
    You: OK
    You: hmm clip the blue one
    You: Red is nicer ^^
    You: Hello ?
    Stranger: I asploded.
    You: Heh ^^
    Stranger: thanks alot.
    You: no problem
    You: dude which game ?
    Stranger: No game.
    Stranger: I'm bleeding.
    You: okay
    Stranger: Okay?
    You: no you have to make me a sandwich ...
    Stranger: NO!
    Stranger: I have no fingers.
    You: feet ?
    You: hmm
    You: okay
    Stranger: A foot sandwich?
    Stranger: My favorite song is on. Excuse me while I dance.
    You: mavbe you can call a doktor .. and he can make me a sandwich ?
    You: Hmm yeah
    You: What is the name of this song ?
    Stranger: Boom boom pow
    Stranger: Stop talking, I'm grooving.
    You: Okay
    You: where do you come from ?
    You: .....
    You: *talkalot*
    You: ....cmon
    Stranger: NOOOO!!!
    Stranger: That was my favorite part!!!
    You: next Bomb ?
    You: hmm
    You: wheeere do you come from ?
    Stranger: You're trying to jock my style.
    Stranger: I'm from the states.
    You: Ahh cool
    You: ...
    Stranger: We take our boom boom pows seriously.
    You: yeah we too ^^
    You: do you mean Bomb Bomb pows ?
    Stranger: Nope.
    Stranger: It's over now.
    You: say anything special dude ..
    Stranger: But, I like this one too.
    You: i have to go ....
    Stranger: fine.
    You: ....
    You: 21:41....
    You: Band
    Stranger: I thought what we had was special.
    You: yeah sure .. a bomb and a song ^^
    You: byby ^^
    Stranger: *cries*
    Stranger: I thought you loved me.
    You: i ♥ u ^!!
    Stranger: Why are you leaving? Was it something I said?
    You: noo ^^
    You: is have guitar practise
    You: I*
    Stranger: Gutars are sexy..
    Stranger: how do you have practice at 21:41?
    Stranger: You're lying! Why? don't you love me?
    Stranger: Dear?
    Stranger: Love?
    Stranger: NOOOO!
    Stranger: COME BACK TO ME!!!
    Stranger: I'll do anything!
    Stranger: I'll... I'll make you that sandwich!
    Stranger: Please?!?
    Stranger: T_T
    Stranger: T_T
    Stranger: T_T
    Stranger: T_T
    Stranger: T_T
    Stranger: T_T
    Stranger: I feel so... alone
    Stranger: ... so... cold...
    Stranger: *hic*
    Stranger: Can't go on.
    Stranger: Walking towards the light...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    crazZe

    //Edit : Auch ich habe mit Stranger geredet .. komisch .. is wahrscheinlich nur der Online ..


    //E²

    Spoiler
    Stranger: how do you pronounce omegle?
    You: let me think
    You: o....m...e...g....le
    Stranger: ???
    You: dunno
    Stranger: omeg or omeeg
    You: omeggggllleee
    Stranger: okay
    You: omeg ^^
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: thanks!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Spoiler
    Stranger: m/f
    You: oO
    You: m
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    /Fies :

    Spoiler
    .
    .
    .
    Stranger: i from turkey but i say from turkey all disconnect why ??
    Stranger: .d
    You have disconnected.
     
  9. 15. September 2009
    AW: omegle

    OHA 4chan ;D
     
  10. 15. September 2009
    AW: omegle

    Stranger: tell me something interesting
    You: once
    You: there was a forest
    You: and in this forest
    You: there was a tree
    You: and suddenly
    You: this tree
    You: was cut down
    You: but noone cared
    You: so he cried. after he died.
    You: amazing, right?
    Stranger: very amazing
    You: how are your emotions right now?
    You: are you confused, shocked, sad?
    Stranger: sad
    You: because of the poor tree?
    Stranger: yeah
    You: or because my story ****ed?
    You: pweh
    Stranger: both actually
     
  11. 15. September 2009
    AW: omegle

    You: hello!
    Stranger: hi
    You: if ur perverted or **** pls disconnect.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    lawl!
    works!
     
  12. 15. September 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Stranger: guy or girl ?
    You: shemale
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     
  13. 15. September 2009
    AW: omegle

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi ?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Nice Baaxter
    lol fiees


    /Trick:

    Einfach sagen ihr seid mädchen ..
    1) es macht mehr spaß
    2) JEDER will mit euch reden )
     
  14. 15. September 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Spoiler
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: naaaaakeeeed!
    Stranger: wow
    Stranger: m/f?
    You: f
    Stranger: sweet
    Stranger: pic?
    You: pig
    Stranger: schwein
    You: genau.
    Stranger: zombie
    You: giraffe
    Stranger:
    Stranger: kingkong
    You: batman
    Stranger: poison ivy
    Stranger: (she's hot)
    Stranger:
    You: ...mom
    Stranger: YES
    Stranger: DAD
    You: !

    Spoiler
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: f m
    You: f
    Stranger: msn?
    Stranger: or aol??
    You: no
    Stranger: from where
    Stranger: zimbabwe??
    You: i've got...
    You: penis
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Spoiler
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: i'm dressed in all black
    You: im fat
    You: oh wait
    You: black?
    Stranger: u ****
    You: uh yes
    You: for hours
    Stranger: mmm
    Stranger: u gonna get AIDS
    You: youre not DRESSED in black, you ARE black..
    You: right?
    Stranger: no
    You: then why should i get aids?
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: how racist
    Stranger: wat do u call a black man having sex?
    You: dunno..
    Stranger: RAPE!
    You: ah
    Stranger: three black men at the back seat of a car, who's driving?
    You: rape?
    Stranger: the cop
    You: sure.
    Stranger: u 12 bich?
    You: forgot the t
    Stranger: nah thas how i spell it
    You: im 56
    Stranger: nice
    Stranger: n im 80
    You: sexy
    Stranger: wanna **** my wrinkly dick?
    You: wanna **** mine?
    Stranger: my balls are getting so wet
    Stranger: im not nicht hetero
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  15. 15. September 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Stranger: horny 17 male here
    You: wow
    You: hi
    You: to present myself, im a really, really fat german person, laying on the couch, eating chips and drinkin' beer. every day, my wife cooks sauerkraut with schweinshaxe or schnitzel. so what about you?
    You: sex?








    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: u can ask me 10 questions i will answer honestly but no 'asl' or 'm/f' or age.
    You: k
    You: to present myself, im a really, really fat german person, laying on the couch, eating chips and drinkin' beer. every day, my wife cooks sauerkraut with schweinshaxe or schnitzel. do we match?
    Stranger: not really
    You: k
    You: next one
    Stranger: k
    You: Three Swiss witch-*****es, which wished to be switched Swiss witch-*****es, wish to watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swiss witch-***** which wishes to be a switched Swiss witch-*****, wishes to watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?
    Stranger: next
    You: the answer?
    Stranger: here it is
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  16. 23. Oktober 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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    Stranger: hi

    You: hi

    Stranger: cool

    You: yeha

    You: bear.

    Stranger: how did you do that

    You: i dont know, INTERNETZMAGIC

    Stranger: where are you from?

    You: HITLERLAND

    Stranger: you're a nazi?

    You: Um, im from germany, off course, yes!!!!!!
     
  17. 24. Oktober 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    You: knock knock
    Stranger: who's there?
    You: dis
    Stranger: dis who?
    You: disconnect
    You have disconnected.
     
  18. 24. Oktober 2009
    AW: omegle

    Stranger: hi.
    You: hi
    You: RR
    Stranger: rail road..?
    You: Raidrush
    You: haha
    Stranger: close enough.
     
  19. 24. Oktober 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    jaja
     
  20. 24. Oktober 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: RR?
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: from?
    You: so you are a stranger, arent you?
    You: from strangersland
    Stranger: yes,i am
    You: behind the strange mountains
    You: and the strange sea
    You: with the strange people
    Stranger: ha
    Stranger: good
    You: your not a creative stranger, aren't you?
    Stranger: maybe
    You: aah
    You: a misterious stranger
    You: strange...
    Stranger: you are good at saying
    You: indeed
    You: at my work i won the award of talking
    Stranger: wonderful
    You: place 1 of 2
    Stranger: I really want to konw why are you from
    Stranger: just too funny
    You: you like jägermeister?
    You: get a bottle of jägermeister
    Stranger: what's that means?
    You: take a look where it is made
    You: and you know, where i life
    Stranger: I am not clear
    Stranger: so?
    You: so
    You: you've got your strange riddle
    You: isnt it what you wanted?
    Stranger: yea,you're right
    You: so next part of the riddle:
    You: where did i go?
     
  21. 24. Oktober 2009
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    AW: omegle




    XD
     
  22. 31. Oktober 2009
    AW: omegle

    You: hi
    Stranger: hey!
    Stranger: asl?
    You: lvl 80 / mage / fds (europeen realm)
    You: u?
    Stranger: haha u fag



    Stranger: hey,!
    You: Hello!
    Stranger: asl?
    You: lvl 80 / mage / fds (europeen realm)
    Stranger: the ?



    Stranger: My grandpa lives in germany!
    You: my grandpa also °_° WOW
     
  23. 3. November 2009
    AW: omegle

    dank dir für die Seite.....ich habe Leute aus Canada, Holland, Indien, China, Deutschland kennen gelernt.....sind echt cool drauf bis auf die 95% Spinner...

    und krass viele Minderjährige unterwegs. Ich sag den immer das sie sch hier bitte icht aufhalten sollen. Ma ganz ehrlich für ****phile ist das ein Paradies. Traurige Welt was für Leute da unterwegs sind.
     
  24. 4. November 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Lol ich habe jetzt nen kumpel aus Singapur, Indien und den USA. Dazu kommt noch ne faschistische glatze die mir nachdem ich mich als deutscher geoutet habe erzählte wie sehr sie "the damn fuking *****rs" oder so ähnlich hasst und das Adolf nen ganz toller mensch gewesen ist... nebenbei bekam ich zitate aus Mein Kampf an den kopf geschmissen. Auf deutsch natürlich. Nicht das ich nie als nazi bezeichnet wurde aber der war schon krass.

    Kranker scheiß... das ganze hat 3h gedauert.

    MfG DannO

    Edit: Gerade noch nen amy gefunden der jetzt glaubt das sich alle deutschen selber einen blasen können...

     
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